Show Me Something Real

zooophagous:

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My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he’s ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

(via hungwy)

quinnception:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

jade-helm:

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you’ll be lucky to retire to your nickels

combeferret:

spectreln:

kibumkim:

Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

SInce when is “yall” a valid word? Honestly, it pisses me off to reduce two words to one, especially since the other defines a human being.

don’t you love it when people give a useful example of the op’s point out in the wild of a post

(via bigmammallama5)

achromatophoric:

Near the end of Disney World’s fireworks show in front of Cinderella’s castle.

Enid: What do you mean you frayed the cable? What cable?

Wednesday: The one attached to the top of the castle’s tallest spire.

Enid: 🫢

Enid: But Tinker Bell is about to fly down it!

Wednesday: *points* That Tinker Bell?

Enid: *sharply turns in time to see—*

*snap*

Enid: 😱

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